Just Do It

Profit – A Bluffers Guide

  1. Be at McDonalds with your mate while his parking ticket expires
  2. Screw rushing back, you’re both enjoying your cancerburgers
  3. Have a bet on whether he’ll have a ticket or not
    1. If you lose, and he has a ticket, you pay the ticket, £30
    2. If you win, and there’s no ticket, your mate pays you the same
  4. Return to his car
  5. Find a distinct lack of parking ticket
  6. ????
  7. PROFIT!!!
OH NOES

A CCTV camera recorded this image of Steve shortly after the incident


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4 Comments

  1. Mr. Jerky says:

    That Steve guy doesn’t look very happy, considering he just made 30 bucks.

  2. Steve says:

    That was my mate Steve, not my self Steve. An accurate photo of my self Steve was $_$

  3. Mr. Jerky says:

    This story is too confusing.

  4. Steve says:

    Enhanced, just for you

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