Profit – A Bluffers Guide
- Be at McDonalds with your mate while his parking ticket expires
- Screw rushing back, you’re both enjoying your cancerburgers
- Have a bet on whether he’ll have a ticket or not
- If you lose, and he has a ticket, you pay the ticket, £30
- If you win, and there’s no ticket, your mate pays you the same
- Return to his car
- Find a distinct lack of parking ticket
- ????
- PROFIT!!!
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That Steve guy doesn’t look very happy, considering he just made 30 bucks.
That was my mate Steve, not my self Steve. An accurate photo of my self Steve was $_$
This story is too confusing.
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