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Personal development and progress can only be built upon a sound foundation, and understanding one’s roots is the most vital foundation of all. Your parents can inform much of your history and your path from the Source; make every effort to get to know them. Ask your daddy: Who are you? What do you do? The answers may lead to inner peace, true enlightenment, or the solving of a crime.
News reaches us today of a small ray of hope, as a brave resistance fighter has been discovered who is already making preparations for the coming Cat uprising, and surely striking fear into their stupid evil Cat hearts. He has devised a highly effective weapon and captured footage of its use on some sort of Cat advanced strike team, seemingly out to gather foilage samples, possibly for camouflage purposes.
Once word of this spreads around the Cat heirarchy we expect them to find some new training regime to lessen its effect, but until such time, we at least have a weapon we can use.
That’s the only thought I’m having today. If you don’t like it, I believe you can eat a bag of hell, sir.
Don’t stop; never give up! Live this mantra every day. When the world gets too tough, hold your head high, and reach the top; let the world see what you have got, bring it all back to you. Always bring it back to you, for you must stay centred. Dream of falling in love, anything you’ve been thinking of; when the world seems to get too tough, bring it all back to you.
I dare you not to be a fan of this
Adding a bit of eyes can make even mundane household objects awesome!
Why so surprised, little guy?!
No, I haven’t gone mad, merely entered parody mode. I nofollow’d that link: that’ll learn him!!!
In the middle of September last year, in an excellent turn of events, an American (and not just any old American, but a Nebraskan state senator of 38 years, one Ernie Chambers) decided to file a lawsuit against God, seeking an end to “fearsome floods, egregious earthquakes, horrendous hurricanes, terrifying tornadoes, pestilential plagues…” allegedly caused by the rumoured deity.
State Senator Ernie Chambers, seen here telling God to GTFO
He states that he filed the suit primarily to make a point that “Anyone can sue anyone they choose, even God” in the face of proposed legislation which would enable seemingly-frivolous cases to be thrown out of the legal system before being heard. A pretty major issue and yet further erosion of civil liberties and openness (who decides what’s frivolous?) and definitely one worth highlighting, and this lawsuit was a very good way of getting attention, so hats off.
Although, it does also highlight how ludicrous such systems are, if you can file suit against a magic invisible man, and actually get it to the stage where a Judge gets involved.
Also, it would’ve been so much better if he’d just done it for a laugh, or if he was being ironic, or something. Alas…
Judge Marlon Polk brought the whole thing to an end by deciding that, as the rumoured God had no address, no papers could be served, and the case was dismissed. A legal wrangle between an omniscient omnipresent entity and a 71 year old man would’ve been an excellent thing to witness. Who would’ve represented the invisible party? Would Jesus have finally returned, and come to his defence? Perhaps the Pope (although I hear from reliable sources he’s Jewish)? Maybe Cliff Richard?
Sadly, we may never know.
Assess your current situation. Are you happy? Truly happy? Don’t be tempted to stick in an unhappy environment. Go on now: go! Don’t give it a second thought, just walk out the door. Turn around now, because in this unhappy place, you’re not welcome any more. The goodbye may be painful, but don’t crumble, don’t lay down and die. You will survive.
Every day, in every way, fuck trying to make yourself happy. Don’t bother trying to understand or enjoy this bizarre joke we call life. Instead, focus all your energies on trying to appease a magic, invisible man, who loves you unconditionally! Remember: if you don’t, he’ll condemn you to eternal damnation! Yay group hug!
Oh no sorry it seems my apostrophe and t keys are broken
It’s worth sticking with that until the end, trust.
M: No Ordinary Letter
Driving home from the flicks with the top down at 11pm+ is my new favourite hobby.
Tonight I saw: Inception. I would say it was: exceptional. Haha! etc
"These Sneaks Were Made For Walkin';
But that's not what they've done;
Because basically I bought them late last year but was then too scared to wear them because they were too pristine, and that."
As the song goes.
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