Personal development and progress can only be built upon a sound foundation, and understanding one’s roots is the most vital foundation of all. Your parents can inform much of your history and your path from the Source; make every effort to get to know them. Ask your daddy: Who are you? What do you do? [...]
News reaches us today of a small ray of hope, as a brave resistance fighter has been discovered who is already making preparations for the coming Cat uprising, and surely striking fear into their stupid evil Cat hearts. He has devised a highly effective weapon and captured footage of its use on some sort of [...]
That’s the only thought I’m having today. If you don’t like it, I believe you can eat a bag of hell, sir.
Don’t stop; never give up! Live this mantra every day. When the world gets too tough, hold your head high, and reach the top; let the world see what you have got, bring it all back to you. Always bring it back to you, for you must stay centred. Dream of falling in love, anything [...]
Adding a bit of eyes can make even mundane household objects awesome! Gotta look at ‘em all!
No, I haven’t gone mad, merely entered parody mode. I nofollow’d that link: that’ll learn him!!!
In the middle of September last year, in an excellent turn of events, an American (and not just any old American, but a Nebraskan state senator of 38 years, one Ernie Chambers) decided to file a lawsuit against God, seeking an end to “fearsome floods, egregious earthquakes, horrendous hurricanes, terrifying tornadoes, pestilential plagues…” allegedly caused [...]
Assess your current situation. Are you happy? Truly happy? Don’t be tempted to stick in an unhappy environment. Go on now: go! Don’t give it a second thought, just walk out the door. Turn around now, because in this unhappy place, you’re not welcome any more. The goodbye may be painful, but don’t crumble, don’t [...]
Every day, in every way, fuck trying to make yourself happy. Don’t bother trying to understand or enjoy this bizarre joke we call life. Instead, focus all your energies on trying to appease a magic, invisible man, who loves you unconditionally! Remember: if you don’t, he’ll condemn you to eternal damnation! Yay group hug!
Oh no sorry it seems my apostrophe and t keys are broken It’s worth sticking with that until the end, trust.