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Cat Apocalypse – A New Hope
posted October 19th 2008, 6:13pm by Steve in Random GuffNews reaches us today of a small ray of hope, as a brave resistance fighter has been discovered who is already making preparations for the coming Cat uprising, and surely striking fear into their stupid evil Cat hearts. He has devised a highly effective weapon and captured footage of its use on some sort of Cat advanced strike team, seemingly out to gather foilage samples, possibly for camouflage purposes.
Once word of this spreads around the Cat heirarchy we expect them to find some new training regime to lessen its effect, but until such time, we at least have a weapon we can use.
Well I can tell you now no cat is getting his or her paws on my foil!
9:24pm - October 19th, 2008