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Archive for November, 2008

The Demolition Man Prophecy

It’s been a long held (and not even slightly ironic) position of mine that Demolition Man is not just the greatest film ever made, but also a glimpse into our future. Arnold Schwarzenegger becoming president of the USA, fast food joints having a big war, sewers that smell like biscuits and gravy, and getting to [...]

Special Olympics

Flash games = pretty cool, right? Right! Well this one takes it to the next level. It is almost as cool as James Dean. Almost. I have no idea how to control it and that is the key to why I love it so. If you can figure the fucker out, comment plox.

Jacques Cousteau’s Amazing Discovery

In the early 1940s a French man named Jacques Cousteau invented going into the water, in a daring move which at the time was proclaimed ‘batshit stupid’ by many in academia. Since the dawn of time mankind had lived in fear of water, believing it to be some form of evil, highly toxic acid, but [...]

Hit A Jew Day

This is just too awesome to write about. Except: to clarify, I’m going to write about it. It amuses me so, not because anyone’s being persecuted or bullied, but the notion of someone actually pushing ‘Hit A Jew Day’ as a real event. It’s almost Simpsons or Futurama-esque in this regard.

Are Things Going To Start Getting Better Soon?

Or have we not yet plumbed fully the depths of retardation possible in modern society? See here: a woman facing potentially 5 years in prison and a $5,000 fine for deleting her ‘online husband’s character in 2D RPG-me-do Maple Story (kind of like WoW’s retarded cousin (a very uneducated guess (like you (I) care))). Having [...]