Archive for May, 2009

1 Trust The Fucking Welsh

posted on May 28th, 2009 by Steve in Serious Business

Its Jesus!In news which would, hopefully, make most people promptly quote John McEnroe circa 1981, an entire family in sunny Wales have decided that a bunch of smeared Marmite on the underside of the lid off a jar of Marmite is actually Jesus’ face.

I just… I…

Where do you even start with shit like this?

Highlight for me must be this quote from the mother:

People might think I’m nuts, but I like to think it’s Jesus looking out for us. We’ve had a tough couple of months; my mum’s been really ill and it’s comforting to think that if he is there, he’s watching over us.

So… your amazing, fantastic, all-powerful, loving and caring god is just sat there watching while your mother suffers, and somehow that’s good of him. Watching. As people you care about suffer. Ace. Just fucking ace.

0 Ships Galore

posted on May 23rd, 2009 by Steve in Photographicals
A 149 year old ships which is just awesome

HMS Warrior. A 149 year old ship. Awesome.

So a trip to Portsmouth was had to see HMS Victory, which some few-hundred years after its creation is still the official flagship of the Royal Navy. Cor blimey! There were more impressive things than Victory on display, as it turned out, but still.

A pretty good day out, gallery of ships (including some average shots of a couple aircraft carriers) here.

2 Retardid Policeman

posted on May 20th, 2009 by Steve in Funny Things

This is so wrong but too hilarious

1 Jones BIG ASS Truck Rental & Storage

posted on May 20th, 2009 by Steve in Funny Things