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Archive for December, 2009

Hey! Christians! Leave them kids alone!

Irrelevant bygone bastion of closed-mindedness and unquestioning-loyalty-to-cosmic-Jewish-zombies-with-misplaced-sense-of-justice-and-who-have-fuck-all-understanding-of-the-meaning-of-the-word-’sacrifice’ “The Church of England” has decided to try and combat its irrelevance and… bygone-ness by forcing itself upon school kids and attempting to entice them into its insane doctrine. Just what we need! An article in Teh Grauniad (spotted thanks to D. Brown) has all the literally-frightening details. [...]

Summer Is Coming!

Obviously, it’s a while away yet, but, check this out: yesterday, 21st December, was officially the shortest day of the year. We’re through the deepest point of the trough and the curve only climbs upwards from here on out! Days are getting longer! Summer is coming! This may well be the lamest post I’ve ever [...]

How To Block Adverts In MSN/Live Messenger

Ever since the ads at the footer of msn messenger’s main window started doing the shit “become really massive annoying fuckstains when you mouse over them” thing, they’ve been a bit too intrusive. Sure, stick adverts down there, be my guest, but when they suddenly jump out at you as you’re just going about your [...]

Retards: Easier To Find Than Ever Before

If there’s one thing this global network of interconnected computer-connected network connections we lovingly call Teh Intarnets is good for, it’s giving retards ever-easier means of displaying their retardationedness to the world, and everyone else ever-easier means of being amused by them. Why, you’re reading some words written by a retard right now! But no, [...]

What’s Wrong With Blasphemy?

Stewart Lee knows, and if you watch the 6 clips below, you can find out too. They’re worth watching through, for these reasons: Stewart Lee is amazingly hilarious They provide a nice rounded view of the subject matter, with good information See reason 1 but imagine it in bold AND italics AND underlined

Jeremy Clarkson talks about Peter Mandelson

So The Times published an article written by one Sir Mr Jeremy Clarkson Esq. concerning the corrupt madness surrounding Peter Mandelson. I heard reports that the paper had taken the article down, but, as of right now, they haven’t, so fuck knows what that’s about. Probably some dickheads just trying to make it all seem [...]

Digitiser: A Lewd Old Tribute

So, apparently, The Teletext is being turned off for good sometime in the very very near future, and it’s been having a bit of a cry about how good the old days were. This is a pretty worthwhile exercise as the old days were amazing and very worth crying over. Or at least, the Digitiser [...]