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Archive for January, 2010

Sarcasm: Now Possible On Internets Everywhere

Yes, at long last, thanks to the sterling efforts of these thoroughly amazing chaps, it’s now possible to express sarcasm on an Internet! “HOW?!” I hear you cry! It’s simple! You just send them the princely sum of $1.99 and they send you back a bit of software that installs the new sarcasm punctuation mark [...]

Tetris: Motion Sickness Version

Hot on the heels of that SRS BSNS post, then, is this: Tetris with a twist. Literally. You’ll see what I did there after you’ve tried it. See?

Twitter Can Get You Arrested? Fuck That Noise

A man was arrested under the Terrorism Act and issued with a life ban from Doncaster’s airport after joking on Twitter that he would blow it “sky high” if his flight was delayed. Now, excuse me for being rational here for a second, but is that not the most absurd thing to have happened in [...]

The A-Team Was Not Shit

So why the fuck is this thing, which leaked today, so fucking shit? Liam Neeson looks lame and sounds terrible. Quinton Jackson looks lame and sounds terrible. Everything else looks lame and sounds: terrible. CHILDHOOD MEMORIES RUINED, THANKS FOR THAT. What childhood awesomeness will they ruin next? Perhaps The Dukes O Hazz- oh. What about [...]