Meticulously Obscure


The A-Team Was Not Shit

So why the fuck is this thing, which leaked today, so fucking shit?

Liam Neeson looks lame and sounds terrible.

Quinton Jackson looks lame and sounds terrible.

Everything else looks lame and sounds: terrible.


What childhood awesomeness will they ruin next?

Perhaps The Dukes O Hazz- oh.

What about Knight Ride- oh.

Maybe The Incredible Hu- oh.

Surely not Transform- oh.

Do we, the class of the 80s, actually have any memories left?

Steve • 8th January 2010

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  1. Sven 8th January 2010 - 20:20

    Uh oh! The video no longer exists.

  2. Steve 8th January 2010 - 21:27

    Moderately fixed…

  3. Mr. Jerky 9th January 2010 - 15:33

    I’m disappointed that the guy playing B.A. Baracus has seemingly made no effort to sound like Mr. T.

  4. Sven 11th January 2010 - 10:59

    Fixed where? Now there’s no video at all 🙁

  5. waylander 12th January 2010 - 16:55

    it has to be said Ste, that the overall jist is there just updated.

  6. Steve 12th January 2010 - 19:35

    That’s the point! They don’t need updating. It’s a cynical move on the movie studios part. Oh and I was a big fan of Hulk and Transformers too but let’s gloss over that; A-Team Movie: shit.

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