I have had a stunning revelation this morning and am now a believer:
- Biting your own tongue while trying to eat a thing is fucking annoying and ridiculous
- That it can happen is a pretty strong argument against us being some form of clever design
- If anyone religious had ever bitten their own tongue they’d instantly de-convert at realising this
- Biting your tongue is not that unusual a thing to have happen
- There are still lots of religious people around who’ve eaten things enough times that statistically it should have happened to them
- But they’re still believers
- Therefore they can’t have bitten their own tongues
- Therefore being religious means the super magical sky daddy must be preventing you from biting your own tongue
Checkmate, atheists!
Oh and just for good measure:
- Thank mr skeltal