Meticulously Obscure

The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies

Hobbitses 3: Hobbit On Up The Khyber – has everything you could possibly ever want in a film, as long as that’s just a lot of fighting and a bit of soppy crying and the worst digital actors since Blade 2 and a fair helping of Evangeline Lily’s glorious cheekbones. I give it the height of a dwarf out of the height of a man. Ja bless.

Steve • 23rd December 2014


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