So, in “oh fuck I’m actually posting about Me and not about Something Amusing”-style news, I’ve decided Twitter might be fun to actually investigate. To this end I’ve discovered a good Twitter tutorial on some guy’s blag which goes into detail of all the funny customs associated with the place. Funny customs, because there aren’t [...]
So, due to Bulldog/Pipex/Tiscali being utterly useless, I have been cut off and have had no real internets since the 16th. New phone line won’t be connected ’til Jan 2nd (costing £122.33 too ) and internets about a week later, at best, so until then I’m on a crappy Vodafone 3G mobile USB card thingy. [...]
Cor blimey, what’s going on here? This looks suspiciously like a Sven-style gadget review! Have I managed to put as much effort into assessing things as my venerable homeslice usually does? We’ll soon find out! OK so this thing’s billed as an indoor helicopter, with its most eye-catching feature being a 3-channel control scheme, which [...]
So picture the scene. You’re in a club, at the bar, and conscious of the fact that the guy to your right has been stood there longer than you. The barmaid serving the people in your vicinity fucks off for some reason. After several minutes one of the others comes over and looks at you. [...]