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Sarcasm: Now Possible On Internets Everywhere

Yes, at long last, thanks to the sterling efforts of these thoroughly amazing chaps, it’s now possible to express sarcasm on an Internet! “HOW?!” I hear you cry! It’s simple! You just send them the princely sum of $1.99 and they send you back a bit of software that installs the new sarcasm punctuation mark…

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The A-Team Was Not Shit

So why the fuck is this thing, which leaked today, so fucking shit? Liam Neeson looks lame and sounds terrible. Quinton Jackson looks lame and sounds terrible. Everything else looks lame and sounds: terrible. CHILDHOOD MEMORIES RUINED, THANKS FOR THAT. What childhood awesomeness will they ruin next? Perhaps The Dukes O Hazz- oh. What about…

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Retards: Easier To Find Than Ever Before

If there’s one thing this global network of interconnected computer-connected network connections we lovingly call Teh Intarnets is good for, it’s giving retards ever-easier means of displaying their retardationedness to the world, and everyone else ever-easier means of being amused by them. Why, you’re reading some words written by a retard right now! But no,…

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Clients From Hell

Probably the least imaginative blog post title I’ve ever come up with. Also quite probably the least imaginative blog post content I’ve ever come up with, but hey ho, it’s a slow day and I’m not feeling with it. Here is a thing: logs of the retarded shit designers get from conversations with clients. It’s…

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Is Your Software Scripture-Compliant?

I really don’t know whether this is real or a spoof. One the one hand I hope it’s a spoof, because really, come along now, but on the other I hope it’s real, because… that’s pretty amusing. There’s not much to say, it just amused me that someone out there thinks there’s a market for…

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Nick Griffin: The Cassetteboy Translation

Clearly not as creative or witty as his Alan Sugar one, but still, well worth a watch. As discovered being tweeted by the adorable Charlie Brooker.


The Secret of the Sauce

I’ve known about Loading Ready Run for ages but never really investigated further, then today my dude Nathan sends me this, and it’s pretty hilarious. Hence: post.

Historical Tweets

I meant to post this ages ago, but then forgot, due to stupidity. Pretty much does what it says on the tin, contains made up tweets from historical figures. Pretty genius!

E-mails From An Asshole

Today’s bit of hilarity comes, as is quite often the case, at the expense of others. A guy has done this thing: This is a collection of e-mails I have sent to people who post classified ads. My goal is to mess with them, confuse them, and/or piss them off. These are the ones that…

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