If you hadn’t noticed, it’s christmas*, so get your festive on right now or there’ll be trouble. As you probably haven’t noticed, this very blogotron has a new christmasy (christmassy?) title up there: look at it. So: get with the program! Be a commentard and tell me what you’ve done to get into the spirit. [...]
It’s been a long held (and not even slightly ironic) position of mine that Demolition Man is not just the greatest film ever made, but also a glimpse into our future. Arnold Schwarzenegger becoming president of the USA, fast food joints having a big war, sewers that smell like biscuits and gravy, and getting to [...]
In the early 1940s a French man named Jacques Cousteau invented going into the water, in a daring move which at the time was proclaimed ‘batshit stupid’ by many in academia. Since the dawn of time mankind had lived in fear of water, believing it to be some form of evil, highly toxic acid, but [...]
Or have we not yet plumbed fully the depths of retardation possible in modern society? See here: a woman facing potentially 5 years in prison and a $5,000 fine for deleting her ‘online husband’s character in 2D RPG-me-do Maple Story (kind of like WoW’s retarded cousin (a very uneducated guess (like you (I) care))). Having [...]
News reaches us today of a small ray of hope, as a brave resistance fighter has been discovered who is already making preparations for the coming Cat uprising, and surely striking fear into their stupid evil Cat hearts. He has devised a highly effective weapon and captured footage of its use on some sort of [...]
You may (or more likely, may not) be aware that for a long time now Cats have been planning to overthrow us Humans and take over the World. It’s readily apparent from their general disregard of us that they assume themselves to be superior, only coming to say ‘o hi’ when they want something to [...]
Be at McDonalds with your mate while his parking ticket expires Screw rushing back, you’re both enjoying your cancerburgers Have a bet on whether he’ll have a ticket or not If you lose, and he has a ticket, you pay the ticket, £30 If you win, and there’s no ticket, your mate pays you the [...]
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Yesterday, an awesome prank was played. It went something like this: Locate image of something that’s explicitly not a cat, in this instance a badger Create a word document entitled ‘Cat Found’ and insert image therein Append extra description of the ‘cat’ you have found Stick the victims mobile number at the bottom ‘if he [...]
Because, firstly, if you hadn’t instructed me to remember where I’d parked I would totally not have realised that that was a fundamental part of a successful ‘park’, and secondly, now that you’ve explicitly stated that it’s part of the process there’s no way I can forget. Sign: mission accomplished! Gnnhh.