Meticulously Obscure

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Cat Found

Yesterday, an awesome prank was played. It went something like this: Locate image of something that’s explicitly not a cat, in this instance a badger Create a word document entitled ‘Cat Found’ and insert image therein Append extra description of the ‘cat’ you have found Stick the victims mobile number at the bottom ‘if he…

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Thanks For That, Heathrow, You Fucking Guy!

Because, firstly, if you hadn’t instructed me to remember where I’d parked I would totally not have realised that that was a fundamental part of a successful ‘park’, and secondly, now that you’ve explicitly stated that it’s part of the process there’s no way I can forget. Sign: mission accomplished! Gnnhh.

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Go And Watch Wall-E

As it is superb. Just go and watch it right now. Stop reading this and go watch it. It’s quite possibly the best thing Pixar have done, although that’s a tricky one as Cars was also awesome. Either way: skidaddle! You’d better have gone by now. That includes you, Jerky.

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Powerbocking!

Or, how to break your legs for as little as £57.50 per leg! Get the latest Flash Player to see this player. [Javascript required to view Flash movie, please turn it on and refresh this page] They are actually extraordinarily good fun, and bloody hard work. This is mostly footage from the first evening out,…

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Why Do They Even Bother Turning Up

“Knock off Nigel, downloads knock off films”, apparently. I’m not quite sure where to start with this, they’ve got the whole thing so very very wrong it’s hard to beleive. Maybe a bulleted list can save the day: We are told that the sort of chap who downloads a filum ‘illegally’ is also a real…

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