Quoth The Internet’s Benneth:

Oh yeah, I forgot you basically work in a creche for 25 year olds

That is all.

You know how when you put bread in a toaster and you get toast back… where does the bread go?

You Just Can’t Trust Anyone On The Internet

Courtesy of Shane Symington

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q95kX_EP2Nk

Do we really need any other thoughts?

You have to have the money in your hand before you actually get something now, we’ve moved onto the stage where if we don’t have the money we can’t have it.

Courtesy of Bruce Eyre.

Criticising the government is not illegal, but on investigation often turns out to be linked to other offences…

Personal development and progress can only be built upon a sound foundation, and understanding one’s roots is the most vital foundation of all. Your parents can inform much of your history and your path from the Source; make every effort to get to know them. Ask your daddy: Who are you? What do you do? The answers may lead to inner peace, true enlightenment, or the solving of a crime.

That’s the only thought I’m having today. If you don’t like it, I believe you can eat a bag of hell, sir.

Don’t stop; never give up! Live this mantra every day. When the world gets too tough, hold your head high, and reach the top; let the world see what you have got, bring it all back to you. Always bring it back to you, for you must stay centred. Dream of falling in love, anything you’ve been thinking of; when the world seems to get too tough, bring it all back to you.

No, I haven’t gone mad, merely entered parody mode. I nofollow’d that link: that’ll learn him!!!