Meticulously Obscure

Paddington

Dude! Go and watch Paddington. Even if you’re so gangster you have a street name; go watch Paddington. It is ace.

Horrible Bosses 2

The film is actually part of the new Star Trek reboot series so I don’t know why that’s not reflected in the title. It plays out like one of those comedy episodes of TNG, which is a bold move (but there are ZERO tribbles – big mistake!!!); Captain Kirk beams down to the surface of…

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The Hunger Games: Mockingjay – Part 1

Hungry Games Part 3 Part 1 review: a girl in it has a side shave. 10/10

Fury

Fury is brutal and very very good

The Hunger Games: Catching Fire

Hunger Games 2: Hungrier Games Basically it’s the same as the first but Philip Seymour Hoffman steals the show like he always did rip in peace sweet prince

The Imitation Game

The Imitation Game really is very, very good indeed

Interstellar

Interstellar: what are you

Mr Turner

Mr Turner *ping* is a surprisingly *ping* excellent *ping* film ._.

Only God Forgives Nicolas Winding Refn For Managing To Mess Up This Promising A Recipe

Take a sequence of visually arresting locations and some very pretty and interesting lighting setups, such as and and Bring to the boil and add in a generous helping of Kristin Scott Thomas as an alluring fuck-up of a mother and give her some very strongly flavoured lines that are all lewd and sweary. Season…

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Nightcrawler

Nightcrawler is great, could’ve been way longer and I’d still be singing its praises. I rate it 17 out of 19 creepy-eyed staring fucks.

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