Meticulously Obscure

Pitch Black

Been watching that documentary about that time Alien raped a hammerhead shark and its babies took over a planet – Pitch Black. I give it 6 out of 10 Claudia Blacks.

Fast & Furious Six

Fast & Furious Six sadly marks a return to pre-Five absurdity 🙁 But holy balls if the teaser for 7 isn’t exciting


Riddick: I give it 6 out of 10 night vision goggles

Pain & Gain

Pain & Gain: flippin’ brilliant

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