Meticulously Obscure

A Proof Of Creation

I have had a stunning revelation this morning and am now a believer: Biting your own tongue while trying to eat a thing is fucking annoying and ridiculous That it can happen is a pretty strong argument against us being some form of clever design If anyone religious had ever bitten their own tongue they’d…

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The Case (Waste) For (Of) A (An) Creator (Hour)

The other day, someone said to me (and I honestly can’t quite remember who or where, but I seem to recall someone on 365project.org) that I should watch a documentary named “The Case For Christ”, as it was made by a sceptical guy who, upon investigating some science things, suddenly realised the one true path…

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Ireland: Losing Yet More Marbles

A while ago Ireland made offending religious beliefs a crime. Now, a court over there has awarded a six year old boy, who was wrongly accused of stealing a bag of crisps from Lidl, £7,500 in damages for defamation of character. A six year old. Defamation of character. A six year old. Character. Defamation. Of….

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Converting To Christianity

Of all the places I thought I might find evidence compelling enough to convert me, I didn’t think it would be a youtube video. But 40 flawless arguments? I just can’t argue with that weight of evidence. Watch this, and see if you agree. More information to back this up here, here and here

Twitter Can Get You Arrested? Fuck That Noise

A man was arrested under the Terrorism Act and issued with a life ban from Doncaster’s airport after joking on Twitter that he would blow it “sky high” if his flight was delayed. Now, excuse me for being rational here for a second, but is that not the most absurd thing to have happened in…

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Hey! Christians! Leave them kids alone!

Irrelevant bygone bastion of closed-mindedness and unquestioning-loyalty-to-cosmic-Jewish-zombies-with-misplaced-sense-of-justice-and-who-have-fuck-all-understanding-of-the-meaning-of-the-word-‘sacrifice’ “The Church of England” has decided to try and combat its irrelevance and… bygone-ness by forcing itself upon school kids and attempting to entice them into its insane doctrine. Just what we need! An article in Teh Grauniad (spotted thanks to D. Brown) has all the literally-frightening details….

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How To Block Adverts In MSN/Live Messenger

Ever since the ads at the footer of msn messenger’s main window started doing the shit “become really massive annoying fuckstains when you mouse over them” thing, they’ve been a bit too intrusive. Sure, stick adverts down there, be my guest, but when they suddenly jump out at you as you’re just going about your…

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Scotland’s Turn For A Dab Of Insanity

Seems that guy Jesus is really trying hard to convince everyone he’s the guy to follow, as he’s now decided to show up on a toilet door in an Ikea in Glasgow. Coming hot on the heels of that marmite incident in Wales back in May, you’ve got to admit, this is some pretty strong…

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Brighton: UK’s Most Awesome City

I’m mosying back from lunch and a thing gets noticed by my eyes: So I’m thinking, hey, cool, we’re the most sane city in the country. That’s a pretty good achievement, yo! I also figure it’s some Church Guy decreeing the place to be godless due to its rep as a bit of a party…

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Ireland Has Lost Its Fucking Marbles

As discovered by reading a tweet from Stephen Fry a few minutes ago, Ireland has made offending religious belief a crime. Is it still the 21st century?

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