Meticulously Obscure

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I Want To Live In Paris 4 Years Ago

I want to write something deep and insightful about this shit but I’m too tired. Maybe I’ll get round to it soon, because it really is ace. They also did this.

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Go And Watch Wall-E

As it is superb. Just go and watch it right now. Stop reading this and go watch it. It’s quite possibly the best thing Pixar have done, although that’s a tricky one as Cars was also awesome. Either way: skidaddle! You’d better have gone by now. That includes you, Jerky.

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Powerbocking!

Or, how to break your legs for as little as £57.50 per leg! Get the latest Flash Player to see this player. [Javascript required to view Flash movie, please turn it on and refresh this page] They are actually extraordinarily good fun, and bloody hard work. This is mostly footage from the first evening out,…

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Why Do They Even Bother Turning Up

“Knock off Nigel, downloads knock off films”, apparently. I’m not quite sure where to start with this, they’ve got the whole thing so very very wrong it’s hard to beleive. Maybe a bulleted list can save the day: We are told that the sort of chap who downloads a filum ‘illegally’ is also a real…

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I think BBC iPlayer is a pretty cool guy

Eh makes references to Spinal Tap and doesn’t afraid of anything

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Internet Exploder Am A Retard

Why in the name of sweet buggery fuck does internet exploder not render this correctly? The html is A-ok as verified by my own highly html-sensitive eyes, and yet it nauses it right up. Steve if you dare say that it’s firefox doing it wrong I WILL MURDER YOU IN THE FACE. Anyway. This is…

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Day 15 – 3,100 miles and £3,500(ish) later..

… and just as before I can’t be bothered to update this, but hey ho, it’s done now, and how fantastic it was. Can’t wait for the next one…

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Day 12 – Probably, Anyway

It’s hard to keep track, with all the running around, and globetrotting, and that. So now I’m in Adenau, at the tinniest hotel in the world, which happens to have a free-to-use PC tucked away in the corner. Not even the mad posh Bordeaux jobber had free PCs, pfft. So that’s pretty cool. German keyboards…

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Day 6 – Fucking Computers, Eh?

So it turns out I’m still alive, but my laptop fucking died on me, the fucker. Day 3, the Friday, was using it just fine on the Bordeaux hotel’s net connection, turned it on in the morning and it was fine, carried it out to the car and, et voila, c’est casse (or broken, as…

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Day 3 – Would You Like To Know What A Five Dollar Shake Tastes Like?

Spot the reference, win 10p. Names and addresses (and dates and durations of holidays and locations of spare keys) on a postcard (or blog comment, for simplicity) si’l vous plait. Allow me to introduce to you the reason for this update, the €6 can of coke, seen here removed from the minibar in a state…

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