Meticulously Obscure

The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey

Hobbitses part one: songs are weird but it’s great: 9 out of ten stupid hobbitses

Paddington

Dude! Go and watch Paddington. Even if you’re so gangster you have a street name; go watch Paddington. It is ace.

Horrible Bosses 2

The film is actually part of the new Star Trek reboot series so I don’t know why that’s not reflected in the title. It plays out like one of those comedy episodes of TNG, which is a bold move (but there are ZERO tribbles – big mistake!!!); Captain Kirk beams down to the surface of…

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The Hunger Games: Mockingjay – Part 1

Hungry Games Part 3 Part 1 review: a girl in it has a side shave. 10/10

Fury

Fury is brutal and very very good

The Hunger Games: Catching Fire

Hunger Games 2: Hungrier Games Basically it’s the same as the first but Philip Seymour Hoffman steals the show like he always did rip in peace sweet prince

The Imitation Game

The Imitation Game really is very, very good indeed

Interstellar

Interstellar: what are you

How To Tell If You Work In A Really Cool Place With Really Cool People

Take our quick and fun quiz to find out! Question 1: Do they secretly scan your driving licence while you’re AFK, photoshop a picture of a slug on to where your gleaming thug-face should be, print it back out, carefully tape it over your actual licence all tidily so you can’t really tell if all…

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Mr Turner

Mr Turner *ping* is a surprisingly *ping* excellent *ping* film ._.

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