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The Imitation Game

The Imitation Game really is very, very good indeed

Interstellar

Interstellar: what are you

How To Tell If You Work In A Really Cool Place With Really Cool People

Take our quick and fun quiz to find out! Question 1: Do they secretly scan your driving licence while you’re AFK, photoshop a picture of a slug on to where your gleaming thug-face should be, print it back out, carefully tape it over your actual licence all tidily so you can’t really tell if all…

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Mr Turner

Mr Turner *ping* is a surprisingly *ping* excellent *ping* film ._.

Only God Forgives Nicolas Winding Refn For Managing To Mess Up This Promising A Recipe

Take a sequence of visually arresting locations and some very pretty and interesting lighting setups, such as and and Bring to the boil and add in a generous helping of Kristin Scott Thomas as an alluring fuck-up of a mother and give her some very strongly flavoured lines that are all lewd and sweary. Season…

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Nightcrawler

Nightcrawler is great, could’ve been way longer and I’d still be singing its praises. I rate it 17 out of 19 creepy-eyed staring fucks.

The Secret Life Of Walter Mitty

The Secret Wife Of Walter Matthau film review: I liked it a lot but Walter Matthau’s not even in it and if anyone had any secret wives they were so secret they weren’t even mentioned so I don’t know why they called it that. I give it 17 out of 23 drunken pilots.

A Proof Of Creation

I have had a stunning revelation this morning and am now a believer: Biting your own tongue while trying to eat a thing is fucking annoying and ridiculous That it can happen is a pretty strong argument against us being some form of clever design If anyone religious had ever bitten their own tongue they’d…

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Lucy

Lucy is based on an idiotic central premise and makes zero sense and is stupid as shit BUT ALSO MAGNIFICENT you should totes see it.

The Lego Movie

The Lego Movie is just wonderful. I rate it 10 out of 10 ice planet Lego spaceman’s orange chainsaw things. Spaceship! Spaceship! Spaceship!

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