Meticulously Obscure


Is it an Indian bird?! Is it an Alec Guinness plane!? Oh no it’s a Welsh Tom Hardy. Bizarre accent aside: Locke is really good. I give it 11 out of 13 Llanellis.

Captain America: The Winter Soldier

Captain Americans 2: he can winter my soldier any day


In “Things Everyone Else Already Knows” news: Amélie is pretty fantastic. I give it 17 out of 17 ripped up bits of passport photo.


Steve watched Biutiful on his DVD player like some kind of old caveman still living in the physical world where objects are real things and not just electricles and now he’s all depressed, thanks Javier Bardem. Thavierbardem.


Which form do I need to fill in to request a refund of the two hours I just spent watching Brazil?


Gravity: 9.81 out of 9.81 metres per second squared. You should probably go see it. It’s something special.

Pan’s Labyrinth

Pan’s Labyrinth: l’amazing


Frank Langella’s Nixon in Frost/Nixon is an even better Nixon than Futurama’s Nixon. Nixon? Nixon. 9/10 would Nixon again.


Hanna: surprisingly good

32 Hours 7 Minutes

It is: brilliant. And who would’ve thought Will Wright (of The Sims fame) did a canonball run?!

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