Is it an Indian bird?! Is it an Alec Guinness plane!? Oh no it’s a Welsh Tom Hardy. Bizarre accent aside: Locke is really good. I give it 11 out of 13 Llanellis.
Steve • 26th April 2014
Captain Americans 2: he can winter my soldier any day
Steve • 9th April 2014
In “Things Everyone Else Already Knows” news: Amélie is pretty fantastic. I give it 17 out of 17 ripped up bits of passport photo.
Steve • 2nd March 2014
Steve watched Biutiful on his DVD player like some kind of old caveman still living in the physical world where objects are real things and not just electricles and now he’s all depressed, thanks Javier Bardem. Thavierbardem.
Steve • 24th February 2014
Which form do I need to fill in to request a refund of the two hours I just spent watching Brazil?
Steve • 7th December 2013
Gravity: 9.81 out of 9.81 metres per second squared. You should probably go see it. It’s something special.
Steve • 5th December 2013
Pan’s Labyrinth: l’amazing
Steve • 23rd November 2013
Frank Langella’s Nixon in Frost/Nixon is an even better Nixon than Futurama’s Nixon. Nixon? Nixon. 9/10 would Nixon again.
Steve • 20th November 2013
Hanna: surprisingly good
Steve • 19th November 2013
It is: brilliant. And who would’ve thought Will Wright (of The Sims fame) did a canonball run?!
Steve • 6th November 2013