Meticulously Obscure


Filth is… something else. Och aye the fuckin’ noo.

Spring Breakers

Spring Breakers is pretty visually captivating.


Rush: 5 out of 5 Murray Walkers. P.S. Also, this excellent film features a few appearances by some little budgies. A most excellent surprise.

Pitch Black

Been watching that documentary about that time Alien raped a hammerhead shark and its babies took over a planet – Pitch Black. I give it 6 out of 10 Claudia Blacks.

Fast & Furious Six

Fast & Furious Six sadly marks a return to pre-Five absurdity 🙁 But holy balls if the teaser for 7 isn’t exciting


Riddick: I give it 6 out of 10 night vision goggles

Pain & Gain

Pain & Gain: flippin’ brilliant

Like & Share If It’s Time For Eugenics

One Like = One Neutered Blingwad One Share = One Smart Person Given Reproduction License Keep Scrolling If You Hate Your Brain 47,838 Shares? Just Get It Over With And Shoot Me Now

Fun With Keywords – Jan 2013

Browsing the things people searched for in order to land on your own site is always a fun thing to do, especially if you really enjoy doing things that are boring as all hell. Sometimes, though, you discover some fun* things people found you under. Such As These 5 people came from “i’ll kill your…

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“My Two Son’s Every Night Night They Will Make A Wish For Danbo”

Running* a blog about Danbo, you don’t see much of interest – mostly weeaboos cooing over how cute they think Danbo is. But the other day, I received this via the contact form: Subject: Danbo the shineing star among this world My two son’s every night night they will make a wish for Danbo and…

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