Meticulously Obscure


Gravity: 9.81 out of 9.81 metres per second squared. You should probably go see it. It’s something special.

Pan’s Labyrinth

Pan’s Labyrinth: l’amazing


Frank Langella’s Nixon in Frost/Nixon is an even better Nixon than Futurama’s Nixon. Nixon? Nixon. 9/10 would Nixon again.


Hanna: surprisingly good

32 Hours 7 Minutes

It is: brilliant. And who would’ve thought Will Wright (of The Sims fame) did a canonball run?!


Filth is… something else. Och aye the fuckin’ noo.

Spring Breakers

Spring Breakers is pretty visually captivating.


Rush: 5 out of 5 Murray Walkers. P.S. Also, this excellent film features a few appearances by some little budgies. A most excellent surprise.

Pitch Black

Been watching that documentary about that time Alien raped a hammerhead shark and its babies took over a planet – Pitch Black. I give it 6 out of 10 Claudia Blacks.

Fast & Furious Six

Fast & Furious Six sadly marks a return to pre-Five absurdity 🙁 But holy balls if the teaser for 7 isn’t exciting

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