Meticulously Obscure

Author: Steve

Twatter

So, in “oh fuck I’m actually posting about Me and not about Something Amusing”-style news, I’ve decided Twitter might be…

These Days, Sir Alan’s Worth More Than £8

Utter genius. Thanks, Cassetteboy.

Trust The Fucking Welsh

In news which would, hopefully, make most people promptly quote John McEnroe circa 1981, an entire family in sunny Wales…

Ships Galore

So a trip to Portsmouth was had to see HMS Victory, which some few-hundred years after its creation is still…

Retardid Policeman

This is so wrong but too hilarious

Jones BIG ASS Truck Rental & Storage

John Looked On The Ground And Found WEPON!

So some guy with bad English writes some rubbish Half Life fan-fiction and this chantard turns it into the above…

I Swear This Is Not My Doing

Despite it being one of my favourite catchphrases.

Do Not Pay For Music

The vast majority of the profits only go towards keeping fucktards like this in positions of authority.

Geordi LaForge – Officially Fashionable

From HypeBeast. They’re £135. You’d have to be insane. Even by my standards.

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