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The Great Escape: Neutrons Edition; aka Chernobyl

On Sunday evening I discovered a nice new tasty recipe that I wanted to share. First you gon’ need some…

Star Wars: Rise Of Skywalker

Snyderian. That’s a word I’ve coined this evening. Warning: no spoilers ahead, other than for my general impressions of a…

Charles’ Angles

For a film named “Charles’ Angles” there sure wasn’t much trigonometry involved in the film I just saw, which was…

Terminator: Six: Three: Four

T’would be a Dark Fate indeed to be the Terminator franchise it seems, as Terminator: Three: Four performs in line…

Official Secrets

A film is called a film because it’s recorded on photographic film and a film is called a picture because…

El Camino: A Rather Belated Movie

Cruisin’ down the street in my six-fo’ Jockin’ the bitches, slappin’ the hoes Went to the park to get the…

Joker

Hey, guy! Maybe if going to the cinema to watch a spooky clown eat a child isn’t your bag, but…

10 Everyday I’m Hustlin’; 20 GOTO 10

Usher Raymond – As Himself When this line appears in the credits of a brand new film in the space…

Ready Or Not; Here I Come; You Can’t Hide – Hide (Hide (Hide)); Gonna Fii-ii-iind You, And Take. It. Slow. Ly.

Sir. Sir! How do you like your class struggle metaphors, sir? Thinly veiled and cheap like a terrible post-Matrix Christian…

Once Upon A WTF In Hollywood

The question “Can Damian Lewis pull off playing Steve McQueen?” is one I’d never imagined asking or having answered but…

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