Godzilla review: takes itself very serious, and is therefore quite absurd. Also excellent though. And everyone says “nuclear” properly, every…
Is it an Indian bird?! Is it an Alec Guinness plane!? Oh no it’s a Welsh Tom Hardy. Bizarre accent…
Captain Americans 2: he can winter my soldier any day
In “Things Everyone Else Already Knows” news: Amélie is pretty fantastic. I give it 17 out of 17 ripped up…
Steve watched Biutiful on his DVD player like some kind of old caveman still living in the physical world where…
Which form do I need to fill in to request a refund of the two hours I just spent watching…
Gravity: 9.81 out of 9.81 metres per second squared. You should probably go see it. It’s something special.
Pan’s Labyrinth: l’amazing
Frank Langella’s Nixon in Frost/Nixon is an even better Nixon than Futurama’s Nixon. Nixon? Nixon. 9/10 would Nixon again.
Hanna: surprisingly good