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July 2010 A while ago Ireland made offending religious beliefs a crime.
Now, a court over there has awarded a six year old boy, who was wrongly accused of stealing a bag of crisps from Lidl, £7,500 in...
The title is description enough, this is too good for words. Clickston.
Discovered via a Tweet from Stephen Fry.
Went for a wander around, as I hadn't been out the house in a wee while. There's nothing particularly spectacular but still, the shots are located hither.
This, in case your name's Steve Love and you're...
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Found on break.com
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June 2010 Global warming. Maybe it's happening, maybe we're the prime cause of it, maybe it'll eventually lead to some species facing extinction.
Nuclear weapons. Let's imagine their proliferation, that more nations/factions seek access to them, and the...
Found this the other day; the RAGE amuses me greatly. I know I can be a bit of a Grammar Nazi at times but this takes it to hilarious new heights.
3 comments ... you find the following short story amusing.
They're Made Out Of Meat
I find it: pretty hilarious, in a wry smiley sort of way. Recognise.
There is a guy walking around Cannes, right now*, with a webcam strapped to his head, letting everyone on the internet instruct him what to do via Twitter.
Sounds fun; is fun. Hearing a guy say...
When it's a Transformer. Keep watching...
This is just staggeringly sweet.
The embedded version isn't in HD, so click the links below the video to see it on Vimeo directly, in all its glory.
Iceland, Eyjafjallajökull - May 1st and 2nd, 2010 from...
... it's absolutely true because I read it in the Daily Mail.
From the always excellent Dan and Dan (several months ago but I forgot about it).
Was sent this by my internet mate Posh Rick who has no internet website so I sadly can't turn his name into a link.
It's basically just a series of 60 typography-based posters which are pretty...
3 comments Whilst reading EDGE just now I discovered this little gem, called Company Of Myself. It's very short, very clever, and very beautiful in its genius. One room is guaranteed to frustrate you to oblivion, but...
2 comments Latest annoying/addictive flash game I've happened across is this little physics-based stacking thing. You get given a sequence of blocks, and have to drop them in order and make a stack with none falling off...
I was moseying around those "internets" things today, as one does, when I happened across the following little "motivational", as they are known:
A kid pointing a gun at another kid! "Pretty amusing shocking", I thought,...
2 comments A nice video of m00t speaking about 4chan and anonymity online.
If you know who this is, it's worth watching, if you don't, it... probably still is. The guy's part of internet history.
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May 2010
Fresh from my second failure at taking photos of liquids splashing, I decided to try my hand at something, while still experimental, definitely a little easier: strapping my camera to something in my car and...
11thBright-on Pier
So I went down to the pier and took some shots of it with a real long exposure, to see what'd happen. If you'd like to see what happened too, click the image.
Quite some time ago this simple tune making app appeared on the iPhone. I had a play with it, and it was pretty rad.
Just now I found a browser version, done in Flash, and it...
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April 2010 Every couple of years, spookily coinciding with the World Cup and/or European Championships, me old mucker Mikey W likes to hold a little football-based sweepstake, of a sort.
Anyone that wanted to take part would pay...
So yesterday was the occasion of the first 365project.org meet up in sunny London, Holland Park to be precise. Organised by this guy Weng, I'd no idea who, or even how many people, would turn...
1 comment Haven't you always wanted to wake up and enter a bizarre sequence of numbers into a little computer to avert the destruction of the world? I have, and regularly do, and now you can too...
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March 2010 Of all the places I thought I might find evidence compelling enough to convert me, I didn't think it would be a youtube video. But 40 flawless arguments? I just can't argue with that weight...
If you're not well versed in such things, Garry's Mod is the name of the thing used to animate this.
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Embedding's disabled but just click to watch it on jewtube itself.
The guy's name is Dub FX and he's pretty amazing if you ask me.
There's plenty of tracks on jewtube or you can buy his stuff here.
Props to Thunderf00t
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This time to photograph a splash formed from a water droplet dropping into a thing with water in it. Has some complications...
Shutter speed fast enough to catch the water in motion and not leave a...
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February 2010 22ndLight Tent Got to reading a tutorial on how to build a light tent, and decided to give it a go. Locating a box was easy, as was hunting down some 'bristol board' to make the inside...
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Sky from Philip Bloom on Vimeo.
Prague: Canon 1DMKIV from Philip Bloom on Vimeo.
Skywalker Ranch from Philip Bloom on Vimeo.
So I read this tutorial for taking photographs of 'stuff', specifically the glass section, and decided to give it a go.
Not having any sort of proper lightbox, but wanting to keep to a single light...
1 comment Written by a 5 year old. Drawn by his 29 year old brother. It's immense. Read it!
2 comments So today I picked up my shiny new 60mm f2.8 macro lens. I proceeded to spend about 3 hours taking photos of shit. You can see the results by clicking the below image. Internet!
2ndSmooth You need to watch, at an absolute minimum, the first 42 seconds of this.
Then the genius of it will hit you.
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January 2010
Yes, at long last, thanks to the sterling efforts of these thoroughly amazing chaps, it's now possible to express sarcasm on an Internet!
"HOW?!" I hear you cry!
It's simple! You just send them the princely sum...
2 comments Hot on the heels of that SRS BSNS post, then, is this: Tetris with a twist.
Literally.
You'll see what I did there after you've tried it.
See?
6 comments "A man was arrested under the Terrorism Act and issued with a life ban from Doncaster's airport after joking on Twitter that he would blow it "sky high" if his flight was delayed."
Now, excuse me...
I know this is a year old, but so what. Also, all the versions on youtube with the actual video too have embedding disabled, those fucks.
1 comment So why the fuck is this thing, which leaked today, so fucking shit?
Liam Neeson looks lame and sounds terrible.
Quinton Jackson looks lame and sounds terrible.
Everything else looks lame and sounds: terrible.
CHILDHOOD MEMORIES RUINED, THANKS...
6 comments Two nights out in the snow with the camera, so far, with varying results.
Not sure yet why full auto mode gives nice white pictures and Av/Tv modes yellow-hued ones, but I'll figure it out. Maybe.
From SaskView
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December 2009 Irrelevant bygone bastion of closed-mindedness and unquestioning-loyalty-to-cosmic-Jewish-zombies-with-misplaced-sense-of-justice-and-who-have-fuck-all-understanding-of-the-meaning-of-the-word-'sacrifice' "The Church of England" has decided to try and combat its irrelevance and... bygone-ness by forcing itself upon school kids and attempting to entice them into its insane...
3 comments Obviously, it's a while away yet, but, check this out: yesterday, 21st December, was officially the shortest day of the year. We're through the deepest point of the trough and the curve only climbs upwards...
Ever since the ads at the footer of msn messenger's main window started doing the shit "become really massive annoying fuckstains when you mouse over them" thing, they've been a bit too intrusive. Sure, stick...
If there's one thing this global network of interconnected computer-connected network connections we lovingly call Teh Intarnets is good for, it's giving retards ever-easier means of displaying their retardationedness to the world, and everyone else...
Stewart Lee knows, and if you watch the 6 clips below, you can find out too.
They're worth watching through, for these reasons:
Stewart Lee is amazingly hilarious
They provide a nice rounded view of the subject matter,...
So The Times published an article written by one Sir Mr Jeremy Clarkson Esq. concerning the corrupt madness surrounding Peter Mandelson.
I heard reports that the paper had taken the article down, but, as of right...
So, apparently, The Teletext is being turned off for good sometime in the very very near future, and it's been having a bit of a cry about how good the old days were. This is...
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November 2009 Probably the least imaginative blog post title I've ever come up with. Also quite probably the least imaginative blog post content I've ever come up with, but hey ho, it's a slow day and I'm...
180 photographs taken. 20 of them turned out to be just clear enough to warrant posting. Only just, mind. Annoyance :(
Tripod: mandatory for this sort of thing, it seems. Also, some of the shots weren't...
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October 2009
I really don't know whether this is real or a spoof. One the one hand I hope it's a spoof, because really, come along now, but on the other I hope it's real, because... that's...
This is obviously just a universal constant, a straight up fact that can't be argued (you only need watch such masterpieces as Kindergarten Cop and it becomes readily apparent), but today news broke of a...
2 comments So Yahoo closed GeoCities yesterday, and an era of the web came to an end. A pretty poor era full of shit animated gifs and midi files, sure, but an important one nonetheless. The LA...
So the built in 'record video' function can only do clips of up to 30 seconds in length, from one camera angle at a time, and takes an age to do it, which is bloody...
2 comments Remember the first time you played Mario 64, and it just felt so perfect, and so finely tuned, that it just couldn't do anything wrong? That's about how good I'm saying Forza 3 is. If...
Clearly not as creative or witty as his Alan Sugar one, but still, well worth a watch. As discovered being tweeted by the adorable Charlie Brooker.
For entirely educational and informational purposes I direct you hither.
Seems that guy Jesus is really trying hard to convince everyone he's the guy to follow, as he's now decided to show up on a toilet door in an Ikea in Glasgow.
Coming hot on the...
3 comments They have made available, via some new fangled thing called Project Tuva, a series of lectures given by Richard Feynman at Cornell University in 1964.
Entitled The Character of Physical Law, the 7 lecture series was...
I've known about Loading Ready Run for ages but never really investigated further, then today my dude Nathan sends me this, and it's pretty hilarious. Hence: post.
1 comment Discovered a rather fun little iPhone/web game today, curiously called 'Canabalt'. There's a screenshot of it below, which if clicked, will take you to the web page on which the game resides, as is customary...
4 comments I'm mosying back from lunch and a thing gets noticed by my eyes:
So I'm thinking, hey, cool, we're the most sane city in the country. That's a pretty good achievement, yo! I also figure it's...
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I meant to post this ages ago, but then forgot, due to stupidity. Pretty much does what it says on the tin, contains made up tweets from historical figures. Pretty genius!
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August 2009
Easily worth the 25 min delay to turn around and get the photo.
1 comment Really, Sony, what the fuck is this shit.
It's pretty cynical, even by Sony's usual standards of trying to be Down With The Kids and being street and/or internet. If things have really deteriorated to the...
No, that's not an insult, it's a literal truth, if we're talking about The Grand Scheme Of Things. The below is possibly the easiest to grasp demonstration of just how Grand this Scheme* Thing is.
...
3 comments Quoth The Internet's Benneth:
"Oh yeah, I forgot you basically work in a creche for 25 year olds"
That is all.
1 comment Due to this being one of the (visually) most amazing adverts you'll ever see, I very much recommend ignoring the youtube video embedded below, and going here to watch the Ultra High Definition one...
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July 2009 As discovered by reading a tweet from Stephen Fry a few minutes ago, Ireland has made offending religious belief a crime.
Is it still the 21st century?
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... then I must have a lot of issues.
4 comments Today's bit of hilarity comes, as is quite often the case, at the expense of others. A guy has done this thing:
"This is a collection of e-mails I have sent to people who post classified...
So this morning I woke, jumped straight to the PC (priorities, right?), and found Twitter thrusting the following into my oculars:
Which obviously made me go a bit "OMG WAT!" as Trigger Happy was surely one...
Excitement: enormous!
See here: E3 video of the announcement from Turn 10. It looks: amazing.
And yes E3 was a while ago, and I am stupidly late with this. Blame... me :(
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From only two days earlier.
Ahem.
So, yeah, another pretty awesome stumbled-upon thing: a beatboxer called Beardyman. There's a shit-ton of his stuff out there in tubesville, but this is a pretty good 8-part example.
The other four...
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June 2009 This is an awesome app for the iPhone which lets you make simple beat tunes, and this guy demonstrates it superbly. I hate iPhones, but this rocks bells.
You can probably get it from here.
Were...
Poetry, not usually my strong point, was thrust into my ears today. The revelation: it can be quite amusing (when this guy does it, at any rate)! No visuals with the video sadly, but it's...
A rather cool little (well, 18 minute) documentary on the history of a 6 second segment of music which has influenced/inspired much over the last 40 years.
In minor-but-quite-excellent news, I've moved the blag (and all associated bamf) to a new host, namely Vidahost, who if memory serves are run by a guy from OcUK. Stuff is loading about 30% faster than...
9thTwatter So, in "oh fuck I'm actually posting about Me and not about Something Amusing"-style news, I've decided Twitter might be fun to actually investigate.
To this end I've discovered a good Twitter tutorial on some guy's...
Utter genius. Thanks, Cassetteboy.
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May 2009 In news which would, hopefully, make most people promptly quote John McEnroe circa 1981, an entire family in sunny Wales have decided that a bunch of smeared Marmite on the underside of the lid off...
23rdShips Galore
So a trip to Portsmouth was had to see HMS Victory, which some few-hundred years after its creation is still the official flagship of the Royal Navy. Cor blimey! There were more impressive things than...
This is so wrong but too hilarious
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April 2009
So some guy with bad English writes some rubbish Half Life fan-fiction and this chantard turns it into the above works of hilarity. Gotta love the internets! Oh and the first video embedded...
1 comment Despite it being one of my favourite catchphrases.
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March 2009 The vast majority of the profits only go towards keeping fucktards like this in positions of authority.
From HypeBeast. They're £135. You'd have to be insane. Even by my standards.
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That is all.
Today was a pretty fly day. You can tell exactly how fly by clicking on the above photo and looking at the other photos, with your eyes.
Fucking cool right?!
Mostly the day was about defining a...
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February 2009 Holy crap, how cool does this thing look. Correct: very.
It's from Asus, makers of excellent motherboards and that EEE pc thing, as this guy explains.
The full version of this advert is: awesome.
For your convenience, you can find it: below.
1 comment It's possibly a bit clichéd to like The Hoff still, even ironically, and probably quite clichéd to dislike him too, so it's a bit of a lose/lose situation whichever side you fall on. But! I...
22ndMy Name Is Boxxy
This is pretty much the highlight of the whole thing
21stMeh # Once there was the sailors, of the Soviet, and one day they decided that they want some nice pet; Daddy was the Puffin, the mamma was the Cat, and when they puts together makes...
Guaranteed to cause pile-ups as people rubberneck to watch him drive by or your money back!
Have started showing on TV and I haven't even finished reading the original yet.
FUUUUUCK!
(I haven't watched the above, because I'm a nerd)
2 comments For some curious reason I haven't even begun to fathom, today is a national day of celebration of the life and times of Robbie Coltrane's character from a couple of Bond films, Valentin Zukovsky. It...
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January 2009 23rdWhere Indeed... You know how when you put bread in a toaster and you get toast back... where does the bread go?
1 comment "You Just Can't Trust Anyone On The Internet"
Courtesy of Shane Symington
2 comments 11thIt's Just A Ride
Do we really need any other thoughts?
Taken by Sven
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December 2008 31stSo Long, 2008 So the Space Year 2008 is finally almost dead and buried, and with just under 24 hours of its measly life left to live before its corpse starts to rot and stink up the place,...
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Notice anything odd about that image? Apart from that it's of a weird blue thing with some hard to make out writing underneath it, I mean.
No, idiot! It's not actually an image! It's full of...
So, due to Bulldog/Pipex/Tiscali being utterly useless, I have been cut off and have had no real internets since the 16th. New phone line won't be connected 'til Jan 2nd (costing £122.33 too ) and...
Cor blimey, what's going on here? This looks suspiciously like a Sven-style gadget review! Have I managed to put as much effort into assessing things as my venerable homeslice usually does? We'll soon find out!
OK...
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This is pretty interesting. Two former high-level employees at Diskeeper have claimed they were fired for not wanting to participate in forced Scientology training. Diskeeper's CEO is known to be a Scientologist and they say...
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As seen at Hypebeast
1 comment 21stWordpress 2.7 So Wordpress 2.7 has been out and about for a week or so now, and I'm quite frankly literally mildly slightly marginally surprised it hasn't been called Wordpress 3 for all the things it's changed...
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Well, they might be if a team of Japanese scientists' claims are to be believed (and exagerated (rather a lot)). They've managed to reconstruct images a person was looking at, by analysing their brain activity....
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Ok so against popular opinion (and the often accurate portent of it only being advertised a matter of weeks before release) I decided it might be a good idea to go and see the remake...
2 comments 14th2009 BMW Z4
Ok so my bro just hit me up with news of next year's new Z4 model and, crikey, it's more than a little bit tidy. First thoughts were 'ah, only a subtle restyling, sleeker looking'...
By now this is officially classed as old news, what with having happened almost 2 months ago, so on the downside it demonstrates my continued laziness (as I've known about it for most of those...
You'll know what this is if you know what this is.
Linky
4 comments If you hadn't noticed, it's christmas*, so get your festive on right now or there'll be trouble. As you probably haven't noticed, this very blogotron has a new christmasy (christmassy?) title up there: look at...
4 comments Do you see? Origami... Amazing... Origamazing!
Whatever.
This guy has some pretty profound origami 'mad skillz'. It's worth watching through all of his demo videos as he demonstrates different techniques in each, and always with pretty impressive...
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5 comments 2ndOh Dear... Coming to a Daily Mail near you soon...
Pretty terrible. Plus, according to some minimal research, only actually worth about 35 cents, even in Liberia where they claim it's legal tender. Haha!
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November 2008 It's been a long held (and not even slightly ironic) position of mine that Demolition Man is not just the greatest film ever made, but also a glimpse into our future. Arnold Schwarzenegger becoming president...
1 comment 29thSpecial Olympics Flash games = pretty cool, right?
Right!
Well this one takes it to the next level. It is almost as cool as James Dean. Almost. I have no idea how to control it and that is the...
2 comments "You have to have the money in your hand before you actually get something now, we've moved onto the stage where if we don't have the money we can't have it."
Courtesy of Bruce Eyre.
In the early 1940s a French man named Jacques Cousteau invented going into the water, in a daring move which at the time was proclaimed 'batshit stupid' by many in academia. Since the dawn of...
18thHit A Jew Day This is just too awesome to write about.
Except: to clarify, I'm going to write about it. It amuses me so, not because anyone's being persecuted or bullied, but the notion of someone actually pushing 'Hit...
13thTinfoil Hat Time "
Criticising the government is not illegal, but on investigation often turns out to be linked to other offences..."
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Or have we not yet plumbed fully the depths of retardation possible in modern society? See here: a woman facing potentially 5 years in prison and a $5,000 fine for deleting her 'online husband's character...
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October 2008 Personal development and progress can only be built upon a sound foundation, and understanding one's roots is the most vital foundation of all. Your parents can inform much of your history and your path from...
3 comments News reaches us today of a small ray of hope, as a brave resistance fighter has been discovered who is already making preparations for the coming Cat uprising, and surely striking fear into their stupid...
1 comment That's the only thought I'm having today. If you don't like it, I believe you can eat a bag of hell, sir.
3 comments Don't stop; never give up! Live this mantra every day. When the world gets too tough, hold your head high, and reach the top; let the world see what you have got, bring it all...
17thThe Eyes Have It
Adding a bit of eyes can make even mundane household objects awesome!
Gotta look at 'em all!
6 comments No, I haven't gone mad, merely entered parody mode. I nofollow'd that link: that'll learn him!!!
2 comments In the middle of September last year, in an excellent turn of events, an American (and not just any old American, but a Nebraskan state senator of 38 years, one Ernie Chambers) decided to file...
17thYou Will Survive Assess your current situation. Are you happy? Truly happy? Don't be tempted to stick in an unhappy environment. Go on now: go! Don't give it a second thought, just walk out the door. Turn around...
Every day, in every way, fuck trying to make yourself happy. Don't bother trying to understand or enjoy this bizarre joke we call life. Instead, focus all your energies on trying to appease a magic,...
1 comment Oh no sorry it seems my apostrophe and t keys are broken
It's worth sticking with that until the end, trust.
You may (or more likely, may not) be aware that for a long time now Cats have been planning to overthrow us Humans and take over the World. It's readily apparent from their general disregard...
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September 2008 So, some dumb schmuck on rapebook (or facebook, as it's less commonly known) got wind, via some incorrect write up, of a story about an 'artist' named Guillermo Vargas in Costa Rica, who according to...
3 comments 23rdFresh Kicks Seen over there in my Stuff I Approve Of section, spEak You’re bRanes trawls the BBC's mostly-retarded Have Your Say pseudo-forum for particularly well bred examples of retardation, and then posts them up for all...
3 comments Sad news breaks (two days ago) that the LHC has suffered some problems and it's going to delay the start by 2 months :(
Anyway, their webcams are still live, and while not much happens, they're...
So very, very wrong (and yes I know that's only The Mirror, but I did just hear this on the slightly more authoritative radio 1 news too).
First off these are all over a year and a half old, so another medal to me for being right on the pulse of internets happenings. Yeah! Now watch this:
Wow, a mobile phone being...
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This is one hell of a great little game, as most physics games I've seen have tended to be. The tutorial's entirely thorough so I won't bother describing how to go about it, but the...
1 comment What Dog Is So Excited About Unclear
You've got to love The Onion, their stuff is often genius, and they've been around for so long it's quite astonishing that they still manage it. The production on...
If all hip-hop was as honest as this, then I guess it wouldn't be funny, but as all hip-hop is about excess and bullshit, it is hilarious.
I get nervous in social situations motherfucker
Watch it:...
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August 2008 So I've finally discovered (via Joe) a decent gallery application and can now upload my shit photos to somewhere a bit better than chuffing facebook, which resizes things far too small for decent viewing of...
So I got bored about 15 minutes ago and decided to make a model of Chicago using some photos I took on a trip there 4 years ago as inspiration.
Oh noes it was just a...
Below: four photos taken with my new wide angle lens for the 450D. Exciting!
Sadly, whilst taking these I have noticed a 'hot pixel' on the camera, but I have actually seen them before on it...
6 comments Mordeth13 is The World's First Motorbiker Vlogger, and he's been doing it for ages, and Steve really badly wants to be him. That or have his babies, I don't think he's too fussed. Either way,...
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So the plan is to be able to play some musics and jack it into the PC for proper control over it. Good luck, me!
3 comments I DRIVE A CHEVROLET MOVIE THEATRE
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Be at McDonalds with your mate while his parking ticket expires
Screw rushing back, you're both enjoying your cancerburgers
Have a bet on whether he'll have a ticket or not
If you lose, and he has a ticket,...
4 comments Actually possibly quite a few stars being born, and a few on their way out too. This is an image NASA released in April 2007, so I'm only a year and a half late on...
Seems the venerable Mr. Love has a name he doesn't like to publicise much
2 comments This stuff is just incredible. These guys have managed to take static images and merge them with low grade video footage, using smoke, mirrors, and dark magics, to create a video stream as high quality...
3 comments 17thKnock Knock 17thdot:radio Pilot So, tonight at 7pm I'm "broadcasting" some "musics" over the "internets" via that SHOUTcast link down the bottom left of this blogstain. Tune in, guy!
So picture the scene. You're in a club, at the bar, and conscious of the fact that the guy to your right has been stood there longer than you. The barmaid serving the people in...
2 comments Integration with shoutcast for a stream I might be 'going on' very soon added down the bottom left. Yeah!
Also it's now half 8, I'm supposed to be going out for 9, and I only got...
Also, how sad is it that I think it's funky: New archive overview page which displays a hella snazzy listing of all posts ordered by date and grouped by month, with (if you're using a...
2 comments It's true, you do, you fucking queef. Now go and start lernin2shoop before it's too late.
There's 12 videos in the series, and they are pertty amusing. Excellently he's added them in reverse order as responses...
16thCat Found Yesterday, an awesome prank was played. It went something like this:
Locate image of something that's explicitly not a cat, in this instance a badger
Create a word document entitled 'Cat Found' and insert image therein
Append extra...
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Because, firstly, if you hadn't instructed me to remember where I'd parked I would totally not have realised that that was a fundamental part of a successful 'park', and secondly, now that you've explicitly stated...
3 comments Fuck particle accelerators, this shit is what you need in your life.
Those are 3 different links make sure you watch them all, in order, guy.
4 comments Well, in a couple months anyway, but the start of the end of the world is almost here.
The Large Hadron Collider at CERN gets turned on at midnight tonight (countdown site currently down, annoyingly), and...
I need somewhere to host a couple images from my weekend meetup with my old counter strike/nerdcraft people, so here's a post. With images.
Lots of alcohol was had, lots of amusement was had, a thoroughly...
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July 2008 I want to write something deep and insightful about this shit but I'm too tired.
Maybe I'll get round to it soon, because it really is ace. They also did this.
1 comment As it is superb. Just go and watch it right now. Stop reading this and go watch it. It's quite possibly the best thing Pixar have done, although that's a tricky one as Cars was...
3 comments 25thPowerbocking! Or, how to break your legs for as little as £57.50 per leg!
They are actually extraordinarily good fun, and bloody hard work. This is mostly footage from the first evening out, hopefully a better video...
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"Knock off Nigel, downloads knock off films", apparently. I'm not quite sure where to start with this, they've got the whole thing so very very wrong it's hard to beleive. Maybe a bulleted list can...
Eh makes references to Spinal Tap and doesn't afraid of anything
2 comments Why in the name of sweet buggery fuck does internet exploder not render this correctly? The html is A-ok as verified by my own highly html-sensitive eyes, and yet it nauses it right up. Steve...
3 comments ... and just as before I can't be bothered to update this, but hey ho, it's done now, and how fantastic it was. Can't wait for the next one...
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June 2008 It's hard to keep track, with all the running around, and globetrotting, and that.
So now I'm in Adenau, at the tinniest hotel in the world, which happens to have a free-to-use PC tucked away in...
1 comment So it turns out I'm still alive, but my laptop fucking died on me, the fucker. Day 3, the Friday, was using it just fine on the Bordeaux hotel's net connection, turned it on in...
2 comments Spot the reference, win 10p. Names and addresses (and dates and durations of holidays and locations of spare keys) on a postcard (or blog comment, for simplicity) si'l vous plait.
Allow me to introduce to you...
1 comment Boar- D'oh!
I should get out more.
Talking of which, I've just got back in from being out more, and it wasn't entirely successful. The first restaurant I tried didn't open 'til 8 (which is mad for...
Do you see? Bordeaux/bored-oh?! Damn I'm good.
Just a quick update, as I've just arrived at l'hotel and my word, I was expecting a fairly fly room but this is really smart. See here: some photos...
It seems The French are even more in love with The Fresh Prince than Anonymous
10p if you can spot why this amused me enough to take a photo (which doesn't take much)
Hahaha dirty old fucker
This...
5 comments Protip - An easy way to amuse/confuse French wimmins in hotels is to not be able to say large numbers in French, such as one hundred and twenty three, and resorting to listing the numbers...
1 comment As in, "Fuck, fuck, fuck the po-lice". 88 in a 50, sir? On the spot 90 euro fine and probably points to boot, although, the swines did comment on how nice my car was, and...
5 comments Protip - as much as 'winging it' with regards to hotels on road trips sounds awesome and somewhat cavalier, it's actually pretty retarded! Parlez vous the rest of this post?
It started out well enough with...
5 comments Or you will die. More on this when I'm not stuck in traffic.
2 comments 18thDay 1 - Arrival 3G dans les Francais!
First bit of French reeled off with great success, and just met an RS4, E92 M3 and M6 Cabrio headed off for the 'ring. Plus de superb!
Protip: Don't drive 100ish miles after around 2 hours of sleep. It's not fun in the slightest.
Well, isn't this exciting/scary. Currently sat on the eurotunnel train waiting to leave, very glad of the (albeit shite)...
I'm going to have to reduce this lot a little...
3 comments So NOW it's 00:54 and still haven't started packing, but at least I'm happy with the look of the blogstain now. Maybe I'll even send the link to some sorts, although that stinks of self-importance...
So it's now 23:57, I need to be up at 6am tomorrow to get ready to be out by 7, I've spent the last half hour fiddling with this stupid blog and haven't even packed...
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