Meticulously Obscure

You Suck At Photardshop

It’s true, you do, you fucking queef. Now go and start lernin2shoop before it’s too late. There’s 12 videos in the series, and they are pertty amusing. Excellently he’s added them in reverse order as responses to each other, or something, so you can start at #1 linked above and just click the ‘is a…

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Cat Found

Yesterday, an awesome prank was played. It went something like this: Locate image of something that’s explicitly not a cat, in this instance a badger Create a word document entitled ‘Cat Found’ and insert image therein Append extra description of the ‘cat’ you have found Stick the victims mobile number at the bottom ‘if he…

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Thanks For That, Heathrow, You Fucking Guy!

Because, firstly, if you hadn’t instructed me to remember where I’d parked I would totally not have realised that that was a fundamental part of a successful ‘park’, and secondly, now that you’ve explicitly stated that it’s part of the process there’s no way I can forget. Sign: mission accomplished! Gnnhh.

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Cake Flushing with Nick Frost

Fuck particle accelerators, this shit is what you need in your life. Those are 3 different links make sure you watch them all, in order, guy.

It’s The End Of The World As We Know It

Well, in a couple months anyway, but the start of the end of the world is almost here. The Large Hadron Collider at CERN gets turned on at midnight tonight (countdown site currently down, annoyingly), and it’s all a little bit exciting. Will it prove the existence of the Higgs boson, will it create a…

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Internet Reprobates

I need somewhere to host a couple images from my weekend meetup with my old counter strike/nerdcraft people, so here’s a post. With images. Lots of alcohol was had, lots of amusement was had, a thoroughly ace night out! Seeing everyone again, and meeting the guys I didn’t even know existed for that matter, was…

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I Want To Live In Paris 4 Years Ago

I want to write something deep and insightful about this shit but I’m too tired. Maybe I’ll get round to it soon, because it really is ace. They also did this.

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Go And Watch Wall-E

As it is superb. Just go and watch it right now. Stop reading this and go watch it. It’s quite possibly the best thing Pixar have done, although that’s a tricky one as Cars was also awesome. Either way: skidaddle! You’d better have gone by now. That includes you, Jerky.

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Powerbocking!

Or, how to break your legs for as little as £57.50 per leg! Get the latest Flash Player to see this player. [Javascript required to view Flash movie, please turn it on and refresh this page] They are actually extraordinarily good fun, and bloody hard work. This is mostly footage from the first evening out,…

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Why Do They Even Bother Turning Up

“Knock off Nigel, downloads knock off films”, apparently. I’m not quite sure where to start with this, they’ve got the whole thing so very very wrong it’s hard to beleive. Maybe a bulleted list can save the day: We are told that the sort of chap who downloads a filum ‘illegally’ is also a real…

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