Meticulously Obscure

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Amazing Video Technology

This stuff is just incredible. These guys have managed to take static images and merge them with low grade video footage, using smoke, mirrors, and dark magics, to create a video stream as high quality as the static images they input. It’s pretty astonishing. The video of all this in action is right here, and…

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dot:radio Pilot

So, tonight at 7pm I’m “broadcasting” some “musics” over the “internets” via that SHOUTcast link down the bottom left of this blogstain. Tune in, guy!

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Tell Me I’m Wrong For This

So picture the scene. You’re in a club, at the bar, and conscious of the fact that the guy to your right has been stood there longer than you. The barmaid serving the people in your vicinity fucks off for some reason. After several minutes one of the others comes over and looks at you….

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How Funky Is This v2.0

Integration with shoutcast for a stream I might be ‘going on’ very soon added down the bottom left. Yeah! Also it’s now half 8, I’m supposed to be going out for 9, and I only got out of bed at 1:30. Achievements today have been strictly limited to: Adding more useless shit to this stupid…

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How Funky Is This

Also, how sad is it that I think it’s funky: New archive overview page which displays a hella snazzy listing of all posts ordered by date and grouped by month, with (if you’re using a non-shit browser like firefox 3) clever little javascript rolldowns too. See: funky. It’s even somehow managed to grab images to…

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You Suck At Photardshop

It’s true, you do, you fucking queef. Now go and start lernin2shoop before it’s too late. There’s 12 videos in the series, and they are pertty amusing. Excellently he’s added them in reverse order as responses to each other, or something, so you can start at #1 linked above and just click the ‘is a…

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Cat Found

Yesterday, an awesome prank was played. It went something like this: Locate image of something that’s explicitly not a cat, in this instance a badger Create a word document entitled ‘Cat Found’ and insert image therein Append extra description of the ‘cat’ you have found Stick the victims mobile number at the bottom ‘if he…

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Thanks For That, Heathrow, You Fucking Guy!

Because, firstly, if you hadn’t instructed me to remember where I’d parked I would totally not have realised that that was a fundamental part of a successful ‘park’, and secondly, now that you’ve explicitly stated that it’s part of the process there’s no way I can forget. Sign: mission accomplished! Gnnhh.

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Cake Flushing with Nick Frost

Fuck particle accelerators, this shit is what you need in your life. Those are 3 different links make sure you watch them all, in order, guy.

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