Meticulously Obscure


Day 2 – NWA Had The Right Idea

As in, “Fuck, fuck, fuck the po-lice”. 88 in a 50, sir? On the spot 90 euro fine and probably points to boot, although, the swines did comment on how nice my car was, and I ingeniously utilised babelfish via the laptop and 3G to get over the fact that neither me nor the gen…

Continue Reading


Day 1 – Thank Fuck It’s Over

Protip – as much as ‘winging it’ with regards to hotels on road trips sounds awesome and somewhat cavalier, it’s actually pretty retarded! Parlez vous the rest of this post? It started out well enough with a nice drive to Paris, same considerate (with reckless undertones) and slow driving from everyone as before, until suddenly…

Continue Reading


Day 1 – Never Drive In Paris

Or you will die. More on this when I’m not stuck in traffic.

Day 1 – Arrival

3G dans les Francais! First bit of French reeled off with great success, and just met an RS4, E92 M3 and M6 Cabrio headed off for the ‘ring. Plus de superb!

Day 1 – Departing

Protip: Don’t drive 100ish miles after around 2 hours of sleep. It’s not fun in the slightest. Well, isn’t this exciting/scary. Currently sat on the eurotunnel train waiting to leave, very glad of the (albeit shite) 3G connection, but very annoyed that my home machine seems to have changed its IP. Way to go, technology….

Continue Reading


Day 0 – Pack King

I’m going to have to reduce this lot a little…

Day 0 – Packing… Nearly

So NOW it’s 00:54 and still haven’t started packing, but at least I’m happy with the look of the blogstain now. Maybe I’ll even send the link to some sorts, although that stinks of self-importance and self-talking-about-ing and such which I’m not a fan of… but then I am writing a blog, after all…

Day 0 – Packing & Preparing

So it’s now 23:57, I need to be up at 6am tomorrow to get ready to be out by 7, I’ve spent the last half hour fiddling with this stupid blog and haven’t even packed anything yet. Hoorah!

1 26 27 28