Meticulously Obscure

Author: Steve

Day 6 – Fucking Computers, Eh?

So it turns out I’m still alive, but my laptop fucking died on me, the fucker. Day 3, the Friday,…

Day 3 – Would You Like To Know What A Five Dollar Shake Tastes Like?

Spot the reference, win 10p. Names and addresses (and dates and durations of holidays and locations of spare keys) on…

Day 3 – What Did Homer J Mistakenly Call A Pig?

Boar- D’oh! I should get out more. Talking of which, I’ve just got back in from being out more, and…

Day 3 – I’m Bored… Oh!

Do you see? Bordeaux/bored-oh?! Damn I’m good. Just a quick update, as I’ve just arrived at l’hotel and my word,…

Day 2 – Causes Of Amusement – A Pictorial

It seems The French are even more in love with The Fresh Prince than Anonymous 10p if you can spot…

Day 2 – Un Deux Trois

Protip – An easy way to amuse/confuse French wimmins in hotels is to not be able to say large numbers…

Day 2 – NWA Had The Right Idea

As in, “Fuck, fuck, fuck the po-lice”. 88 in a 50, sir? On the spot 90 euro fine and probably…

Day 1 – Thank Fuck It’s Over

Protip – as much as ‘winging it’ with regards to hotels on road trips sounds awesome and somewhat cavalier, it’s…

Day 1 – Never Drive In Paris

Or you will die. More on this when I’m not stuck in traffic.

Day 1 – Arrival

3G dans les Francais! First bit of French reeled off with great success, and just met an RS4, E92 M3…

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