Meticulously Obscure

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Cat Found

Yesterday, an awesome prank was played. It went something like this:

  1. Locate image of something that’s explicitly not a cat, in this instance a badger
  2. Create a word document entitled ‘Cat Found’ and insert image therein
  3. Append extra description of the ‘cat’ you have found
  4. Stick the victims mobile number at the bottom ‘if he is yours please call xxxxx xxx xxx’-style
  5. Print++;
  6. Stick everywhere around town
  7. ????
  8. PROFIT!!!

An example hither:

IS THIS YOUR CAT?

IS THIS YOUR CAT?

Which in detail looks a bit more like thither:

I THINK HE IS SCARED

I THINK HE IS SCARED

Bonus points if a woman approaches you quizically whilst you’re affixing a poster to a lamp post with the semi-questionally-intoned opener “… that’s a badger…?”. Yes, love, well spotted. Have a medal. A conical-cylindrical one made of purest lead, travelling at quite a rate of knots, preferably.

A few more people were witnessed being amused by these, and at least two phone calls were made too, so it was definitely a case of WINRAR!

Steve • 16th August 2008


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  1. Mr. Jerky 16th August 2008 - 9:48

    Har har!

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