Meticulously Obscure

Author: Steve

El Camino: A Rather Belated Movie

Cruisin’ down the street in my six-fo’ Jockin’ the bitches, slappin’ the hoes Went to the park to get the…

Joker

Hey, guy! Maybe if going to the cinema to watch a spooky clown eat a child isn’t your bag, but…

10 Everyday I’m Hustlin’; 20 GOTO 10

Usher Raymond – As Himself When this line appears in the credits of a brand new film in the space…

Ready Or Not; Here I Come; You Can’t Hide – Hide (Hide (Hide)); Gonna Fii-ii-iind You, And Take. It. Slow. Ly.

Sir. Sir! How do you like your class struggle metaphors, sir? Thinly veiled and cheap like a terrible post-Matrix Christian…

Once Upon A WTF In Hollywood

The question “Can Damian Lewis pull off playing Steve McQueen?” is one I’d never imagined asking or having answered but…

Hobbs Or Shaw, Whichever Will It Be

The Fast And The Furious franchise has a curious history where only the odd-numbered ones are any good, and even…

Spider-Guy: Far From The Endgame

Spiderguy: Far From Home manages to follow up the extravagant spectacle of Endgame with a smaller story that still has…

Godzilla 2: A Monster Always Rings Twice – in Cineworld ScreenX!

[Ahnold voice] Get down! Get to the choppa! [translation] Absolutely do not bother going to see this in ScreenX, because…

John Wick 3: A Shootybang Story

[Rocky Balboa voice] Urrr, hrrurrurr mff urrrrr, lirr puhrrr krrng grnnn? Urrrrr. [translation] Far less expanding of the universe than…

Detective Pokéchonk: A Pikachu Story

[Borat voice] Is nice! [translation] I mean it’s *decent* but it’s not *amazing*. Everyone’s fine in it, but it’s just……

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