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Author: Steve

Get Your Whites Whiter Than White With New Shazam!

Shazam! is a brand new film that tells the life story of a new washing powder called Shazam! that claims…

A Simple Favo(u)r

A Simple Favo(u)r is what happens when Paul Feig watches Gone Girl and tries to do it himself but gets…

Shin Godzilla

Done a little watch of Shin Godzilla, naively expecting a monster movie, but instead got a political drama about the…

Mission Unpossible: Tomothy Cruise V Superman

A film has happened and its name is this name: Mission Unpossible: Tomothy Cruise V Superman, and in this film…

Pacific Rim: Uprising

Pacific Rim: Uprising manages to surpass its precursor in all the ways that are not the ways that would’ve been…

Batu-man Ninja

What’s that you say? You’re a massive fan of movies which B) are animated A) make no sense T) are…

I’m Lazy And Brain-Special

This thing has happened: I’ve decided I wanted to collate all the “film reviews”, ahem, that I’ve wrote on the…

Mission Unpossible: Rogue Nation

SPOILER ALERT mission turns out to be very possible; I give it 8 out of 10 double-crossing agents

Chappie

Chappie is an adorable film about an impoverished, annoying, pointless, stupid, so-sincere-it’ll-give-your-foot-a-headache, mentally subnormal man named Blingwad 6000 who just…

Self/Less

Self/Less is a sombre, subdued, quietly emotional 15 minute short, about an old man coming to terms with the looming…

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