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Trust The Fucking Welsh

Its Jesus!In news which would, hopefully, make most people promptly quote John McEnroe circa 1981, an entire family in sunny Wales have decided that a bunch of smeared Marmite on the underside of the lid off a jar of Marmite is actually Jesus’ face.

I just… I…

Where do you even start with shit like this?

Highlight for me must be this quote from the mother:

People might think I’m nuts, but I like to think it’s Jesus looking out for us. We’ve had a tough couple of months; my mum’s been really ill and it’s comforting to think that if he is there, he’s watching over us.

So… your amazing, fantastic, all-powerful, loving and caring god is just sat there watching while your mother suffers, and somehow that’s good of him. Watching. As people you care about suffer. Ace. Just fucking ace.

Steve • 28th May 2009


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