In news which would, hopefully, make most people promptly quote John McEnroe circa 1981, an entire family in sunny Wales have decided that a bunch of smeared Marmite on the underside of the lid off a jar of Marmite is actually Jesus’ face.

I just… I…

Where do you even start with shit like this?

Highlight for me must be this quote from the mother:

People might think I’m nuts, but I like to think it’s Jesus looking out for us. We’ve had a tough couple of months; my mum’s been really ill and it’s comforting to think that if he is there, he’s watching over us.

So… your amazing, fantastic, all-powerful, loving and caring god is just sat there watching while your mother suffers, and somehow that’s good of him. Watching. As people you care about suffer. Ace. Just fucking ace.