1. Be at McDonalds with your mate while his parking ticket expires
  2. Screw rushing back, you’re both enjoying your cancerburgers
  3. Have a bet on whether he’ll have a ticket or not
    1. If you lose, and he has a ticket, you pay the ticket, £30
    2. If you win, and there’s no ticket, your mate pays you the same
  4. Return to his car
  5. Find a distinct lack of parking ticket
  6. ????
  7. PROFIT!!!

A CCTV camera recorded this image of Steve shortly after the incident