- Be at McDonalds with your mate while his parking ticket expires
 - Screw rushing back, you’re both enjoying your cancerburgers
 - Have a bet on whether he’ll have a ticket or not
- If you lose, and he has a ticket, you pay the ticket, £30
 - If you win, and there’s no ticket, your mate pays you the same
 
 - Return to his car
 - Find a distinct lack of parking ticket
 - ????
 - PROFIT!!!
 
21st August 2008
