So why the fuck is this thing, which leaked today, so fucking shit?
Liam Neeson looks lame and sounds terrible.
Quinton Jackson looks lame and sounds terrible.
Everything else looks lame and sounds: terrible.
CHILDHOOD MEMORIES RUINED, THANKS FOR THAT.
What childhood awesomeness will they ruin next?
Perhaps The Dukes O Hazz- oh.
What about Knight Ride- oh.
Maybe The Incredible Hu- oh.
Surely not Transform- oh.
Do we, the class of the 80s, actually have any memories left?