Take our quick and fun quiz to find out!

Question 1: Do they secretly scan your driving licence while you’re AFK, photoshop a picture of a slug on to where your gleaming thug-face should be, print it back out, carefully tape it over your actual licence all tidily so you can’t really tell if all you can see is the top bit of it while it’s sat in your wallet, then place it back in your wallet, for you to discover many hours later quite by accident due to a fortunate glint of light off its tiny protruding edge looking a little out of the ordinary?

  • A: Yes
  • B: No

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That’s the end of the quiz! Add up your answers and let’s see…

If you answered mostly A: Congratulations! Your workmates are fucking solid, bruv.

If you answered mostly B: Dude why are you even still there?