Moon is a documentary film that’s actually an autobiography of the thing it takes its name from: the moon, written by the thing it takes its name from: the moon, and also starring the thing it takes its name from: the moon. The Moon seems to have a very high opinion of itself and is a massive egomaniac, as the whole film is about nothing more than what it takes its name from: the moon. Quite why any film distributor picked up 97 minutes of a single shot of the moon is beyond me.

But no, Moon’s a pretty nice film but just like the real moon (that it takes its name from (and is set on)) it’s actually made of cheese; you know, specifically that cheese that’s all full of holes, and that mice live in? Analogy gasp!

Sam Rockwell’s great though. He gets 9 out of 10 moon bases and the film can have 5 and go to bed without any supper.