If there’s one thing this global network of interconnected computer-connected network connections we lovingly call Teh Intarnets is good for, it’s giving retards ever-easier means of displaying their retardationedness to the world, and everyone else ever-easier means of being amused by them.

Why, you’re reading some words written by a retard right now!

But no, really. Just look at some of these. They were found on facebook and posted to Lamebook, a place where you can lose yourself in amusement for literally minutes:

Derp.