I have had a stunning revelation this morning and am now a believer:

  1. Biting your own tongue while trying to eat a thing is fucking annoying and ridiculous
  2. That it can happen is a pretty strong argument against us being some form of clever design
  3. If anyone religious had ever bitten their own tongue they’d instantly de-convert at realising this
  4. Biting your tongue is not that unusual a thing to have happen
  5. There are still lots of religious people around who’ve eaten things enough times that statistically it should have happened to them
  6. But they’re still believers
  7. Therefore they can’t have bitten their own tongues
  8. Therefore being religious means the super magical sky daddy must be preventing you from biting your own tongue

Checkmate, atheists!

Oh and just for good measure:

  1. Thank mr skeltal