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The Thought Police Are Here!

Well, they might be if a team of Japanese scientists’ claims are to be believed (and exagerated (rather a lot))….

Or: The Day Keanu Reeves Acted Woodenly But This Time It Was In Character (Because He Was An Alien)

Ok so against popular opinion (and the often accurate portent of it only being advertised a matter of weeks before…

Get Festive Motherfuckers!

If you hadn’t noticed, it’s christmas*, so get your festive on right now or there’ll be trouble. As you probably…

The Demolition Man Prophecy

It’s been a long held (and not even slightly ironic) position of mine that Demolition Man is not just the…

Jacques Cousteau’s Amazing Discovery

In the early 1940s a French man named Jacques Cousteau invented going into the water, in a daring move which…

Are Things Going To Start Getting Better Soon?

Or have we not yet plumbed fully the depths of retardation possible in modern society? See here: a woman facing…

Cat Apocalypse – A New Hope

News reaches us today of a small ray of hope, as a brave resistance fighter has been discovered who is…

Cat Apocalypse – New Evidence

You may (or more likely, may not) be aware that for a long time now Cats have been planning to…

Profit – A Bluffers Guide

Be at McDonalds with your mate while his parking ticket expires Screw rushing back, you’re both enjoying your cancerburgers Have…

Steve/Sven/Dickhead

Seems the venerable Mr. Love has a name he doesn’t like to publicise much Get the latest Flash Player to…

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