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John Wick 3: A Shootybang Story

[Rocky Balboa voice] Urrr, hrrurrurr mff urrrrr, lirr puhrrr krrng grnnn? Urrrrr. [translation] Far less expanding of the universe than…

Detective Pokéchonk: A Pikachu Story

[Borat voice] Is nice! [translation] I mean it’s *decent* but it’s not *amazing*. Everyone’s fine in it, but it’s just……

Avengers: Endgame

End Game is an anagram of Magnificent. That’s the review. It’s just magnificent, start to finish. C’est magnifique.

Us

Hey guy! You there: hello! Hi? So guess what? Yes, that’s right! There’s a new moviefilm showing in the cinemas…

Get Your Whites Whiter Than White With New Shazam!

Shazam! is a brand new film that tells the life story of a new washing powder called Shazam! that claims…

Captain Marvel

So the latest faux-controversial “wokenomics” film has arrived! What’s it all about? Is it really pushing a far-left toxic feminist…

A Simple Favo(u)r

A Simple Favo(u)r is what happens when Paul Feig watches Gone Girl and tries to do it himself but gets…

Shin Godzilla

Done a little watch of Shin Godzilla, naively expecting a monster movie, but instead got a political drama about the…

Mission Unpossible: Tomothy Cruise V Superman

A film has happened and its name is this name: Mission Unpossible: Tomothy Cruise V Superman, and in this film…

Pacific Rim: Uprising

Pacific Rim: Uprising manages to surpass its precursor in all the ways that are not the ways that would’ve been…

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