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Batu-man Ninja

What’s that you say? You’re a massive fan of movies which B) are animated A) make no sense T) are…

I’m Lazy And Brain-Special

This thing has happened: I’ve decided I wanted to collate all the “film reviews”, ahem, that I’ve wrote on the…

Mission Unpossible: Rogue Nation

SPOILER ALERT mission turns out to be very possible; I give it 8 out of 10 double-crossing agents

Chappie

Chappie is an adorable film about an impoverished, annoying, pointless, stupid, so-sincere-it’ll-give-your-foot-a-headache, mentally subnormal man named Blingwad 6000 who just…

Self/Less

Self/Less is a sombre, subdued, quietly emotional 15 minute short, about an old man coming to terms with the looming…

Moon

Moon is a documentary film that’s actually an autobiography of the thing it takes its name from: the moon, written…

Mad Max: Fury Road

In the strangest change of pace in a film sequel there’s ever been, Locke 2: Mad Max: Fury Road finds…

Jurassic World

Jurassic World is not as silly as the trailer made it look but it’s still pretty silly. They sneakily went…

For The Record, I Did Not Force You To Look At This :)

But y’know, a couple cats requested it, so… And just for Cathy: progress pic!

John Wick

“John Wick is a hyper-stylised bullet opera where there’s very little substance but it’s awesome, probably go see it I…

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