What’s that you say? You’re a massive fan of movies which B) are animated A) make no sense T) are…
This thing has happened: I’ve decided I wanted to collate all the “film reviews”, ahem, that I’ve wrote on the…
SPOILER ALERT mission turns out to be very possible; I give it 8 out of 10 double-crossing agents
Chappie is an adorable film about an impoverished, annoying, pointless, stupid, so-sincere-it’ll-give-your-foot-a-headache, mentally subnormal man named Blingwad 6000 who just…
Self/Less is a sombre, subdued, quietly emotional 15 minute short, about an old man coming to terms with the looming…
Moon is a documentary film that’s actually an autobiography of the thing it takes its name from: the moon, written…
In the strangest change of pace in a film sequel there’s ever been, Locke 2: Mad Max: Fury Road finds…
Jurassic World is not as silly as the trailer made it look but it’s still pretty silly. They sneakily went…
But y’know, a couple cats requested it, so… And just for Cathy: progress pic!
“John Wick is a hyper-stylised bullet opera where there’s very little substance but it’s awesome, probably go see it I…