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Once Upon A WTF In Hollywood

The question “Can Damian Lewis pull off playing Steve McQueen?” is one I’d never imagined asking or having answered but…

Hobbs Or Shaw, Whichever Will It Be

The Fast And The Furious franchise has a curious history where only the odd-numbered ones are any good, and even…

Spider-Guy: Far From The Endgame

Spiderguy: Far From Home manages to follow up the extravagant spectacle of Endgame with a smaller story that still has…

Godzilla 2: A Monster Always Rings Twice – in Cineworld ScreenX!

[Ahnold voice] Get down! Get to the choppa! [translation] Absolutely do not bother going to see this in ScreenX, because…

John Wick 3: A Shootybang Story

[Rocky Balboa voice] Urrr, hrrurrurr mff urrrrr, lirr puhrrr krrng grnnn? Urrrrr. [translation] Far less expanding of the universe than…

Detective Pokéchonk: A Pikachu Story

[Borat voice] Is nice! [translation] I mean it’s *decent* but it’s not *amazing*. Everyone’s fine in it, but it’s just……

Avengers: Endgame

End Game is an anagram of Magnificent. That’s the review. It’s just magnificent, start to finish. C’est magnifique.

Us

Hey guy! You there: hello! Hi? So guess what? Yes, that’s right! There’s a new moviefilm showing in the cinemas…

Get Your Whites Whiter Than White With New Shazam!

Shazam! is a brand new film that tells the life story of a new washing powder called Shazam! that claims…

Captain Marvel

So the latest faux-controversial “wokenomics” film has arrived! What’s it all about? Is it really pushing a far-left toxic feminist…

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